Dear Charlie Sheen,
I disagree with your characterization of Thomas Jefferson. On live radio,after being likened to Thomas Jefferson, you called him a [wimp].
You may not be able to read this right now because the letters on the screen seem to be singing, dancing and trying to explain the Vatican conspiracy to you, however, there are many reasons you are not only wrong, but will never be able to stack up against Thomas Jefferson. Here are a few:
Thomas Jefferson purchased Louisiana! The closest you've come to that is buying Popeyes chicken, because you heard it was "Louisiana: Fast."
Thomas Jefferson had an immense intellect. You spent 20 minutes on the radio claiming that you had cured your addiction with your mind.
This man wrote the Declaration of Independence! You are on the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men."
You say your only addiction is winning? Thomas Jefferson's only addiction was winning REVOLUTIONS! And French wine. He loved French wine. He spent so much money on wine that he had to sell his library to Congress! Do you have a library? I doubt it, or you would be better informed about our founding fathers. Lightly used copies of Maxim do not count as a library.
Thomas Jefferson was our first Secretary of State! You could be our Secretary of Altered State, but that's as far as you'll get.
Thomas Jefferson's face is on our currency! The only time your face is on currency is when you've passed out in a pile of money.
Thomas Jefferson has a monument, in a neoclassical style, made of white marble. You, on the other hand, have lost your marbles.
In conclusion, as Thomas Jefferson once wrote, "A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit."
Take it back, Sheen.
Source:http://voices.washingtonpost.com/compost/2011/02/charlie_sheen_is_wrong_about_t.html
I disagree with your characterization of Thomas Jefferson. On live radio,after being likened to Thomas Jefferson, you called him a [wimp].
You may not be able to read this right now because the letters on the screen seem to be singing, dancing and trying to explain the Vatican conspiracy to you, however, there are many reasons you are not only wrong, but will never be able to stack up against Thomas Jefferson. Here are a few:
Thomas Jefferson purchased Louisiana! The closest you've come to that is buying Popeyes chicken, because you heard it was "Louisiana: Fast."
Thomas Jefferson had an immense intellect. You spent 20 minutes on the radio claiming that you had cured your addiction with your mind.
This man wrote the Declaration of Independence! You are on the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men."
You say your only addiction is winning? Thomas Jefferson's only addiction was winning REVOLUTIONS! And French wine. He loved French wine. He spent so much money on wine that he had to sell his library to Congress! Do you have a library? I doubt it, or you would be better informed about our founding fathers. Lightly used copies of Maxim do not count as a library.
Thomas Jefferson was our first Secretary of State! You could be our Secretary of Altered State, but that's as far as you'll get.
Thomas Jefferson's face is on our currency! The only time your face is on currency is when you've passed out in a pile of money.
Thomas Jefferson has a monument, in a neoclassical style, made of white marble. You, on the other hand, have lost your marbles.
In conclusion, as Thomas Jefferson once wrote, "A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit."
Take it back, Sheen.
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